81086

Joke of the Day

"What's a dog's favorite mode of transportation? A waggin'"

"What do you call 30 gay guys buttfucking in a circle? A creme-filled donut."

"Wanna go out with me? Make an awkward face for yes. Name the entire periodic table for no."

"The last thing my wife gave me before she died... ... was her epi pen. I don't know why, but it seemed like she thought it was very important that I have it."

"Every gift from a child is special. Except for this, pine cone #763. I could really do without that."

"My neighbor knocked on my door at 3am Can you believe that? 3 in the morning, but luckily i was still up playing the drums."

"Men are like cement. After getting laid they take a long time to get hard."

"I went to an Anglican church recently... They do communion a little bit differently there. You just walk up, kneel down, and the priest sticks it in your mouth."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Entirely void of pubic hair."

"I'd rather drop a baby than my iPhone.... I mean I can make another baby, but I have no clue how to make an iPhone."