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Joke of the Day
"Toucan: Albanians kidnap Liam Neesons bird"
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"The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence."
"My wife's cooking is so bad I usually pray after food."
"""Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor""- John joyfully sings as he walks off with the 'Caution: wet floor' sign"
"Another day, another nope."
"I was really disappointed with Walmart There were only four of them in stock."
"How do you tell two witches apart? You can't! You don't know which witch is which!"
"Why do Gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers"
"male friend ""i hate tea""... me ""of course you like tea!"" friend ""...?"" me ""tit-teas..."""
"I saw my ex getting beaten up by half a dozen thugs. For a second, I thought, ""Should I help?"" Then I thought, ""No...6 should be enough."""