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Joke of the Day
"Why does Santa have a huge sack? Because he only comes once a year."
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"Did you hear about the overachieving masturbator? He's constantly outdoing himself."
"I only use them to look at women, so I like to call them heteronoculars."
"deep in the forest theres a metal box that controls most forest settings. toggle birds, set default leaf size, select season, squirrel ratio"
"A vaping hipster aetheist vegan crossfitter walks into a bar just kidding people like that dont exist but I imagine they do so I have someone to hate other than myself haha."
"The father of Mike Davidson, what's his full name? David Mikesdaad"
"An 11-year-old student of mine just told me this. What do you call a singing computer? Adele."
"If the rapper Logic had an evil twin... His name would be Psycho-Logic."
"An Irishman walks into a bar .... An Irishman walks into a bar full of Englishmen. Looks around, and then says: ""Right, this looks like a fair fight."""
"A batman joke Batman and Robin are walking down the street. Robin: Hey Batman, can I tell you a joke? Batman: Sure, Robin. R: Knock, knock B: Who's there? R: NOT YOUR PARENTS"