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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes? A TV Tropism."
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"I was trying to solve an equation when I realised that the minus button on my calculator was broken... On the plus side, it still worked."
"My wife: Are you ever going to stop quoting ""Gangstas Paradise""? Me: The way things are going I don't know"
"What does picking your nose and masturbating have in common? It feels fuckin awesome but when you get caught its awkward as hell."
"What is green and flies above Poland? Peter Pansky"
"My mother always told me if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all... And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them."
"A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately she's had a lot of problems with squatters."
"Stop Flaming Faggots! A Non profit dedicated to informing the public about the fire dangers of bundled sticks and stacked firewood."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away for North Korea's long range missiles."
"What is an Hommish woman's fantasy? Two Mennonite"