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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes? A TV Tropism."

"I don't usually get political on social media but Gildan has no right making t-shirts."

"I'm on Twitter because my family is on Facebook."

"I only accept chocolate chip cookie bribes, THE SOFT ONES CHRISTY, NOT THE GARBAGE YOU GAVE ME."

"Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road? To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget."

"Why aren't cars made out of wood? Because they wooden go."

"Stereotyping people because of their religion is not nice. Whether they be a Christian, a Jew, a Buddhist, a Hindu, an Atheist, or a terrorist."

"How come lesbians can't be vegan? They all eat pussy."

"train operator just yelled at someone to stop smoking and they said ""I'm vaping"" and the conductor said ""I don't care"" and everyone laughed"

"Boy in the hospital, dying of cancer and grandma misplaces her glasses at the store and buys the first card she finds ""Get Good Soon"" [8]"