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Joke of the Day

"My deodorant is called ""state's evidence""... Part of the Wetness Protection program."

"What do you call the inhabitants of London? Arabs"

"So my dad posted a picture on Facebook with captioned ""Condom challenge fail"" It was a photo of me."

"I tried to use my Dictaphone today. But I ended up just using my finger like everyone else."

"Two Lumberjacks were killed during a recent hurricane. The next day's headline read: ""Nature Shows Idiomatic Side; Kills Two Beards with One Storm""."

"Apparently, if you Google ""boss"" and ""chloroform"" from your work computer, it sets off an alarm somewhere."

"Why didn't Jeffrey Dahmer eat vegetables? He didn't like getting rid of all the wheelchairs"

"Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a ""tuba glue."""

"Why did the angles have such high self esteem? Because they kept complementing each other."

"If Donald Trump was a communist, instead of saying ""Grab her by the pussy"" he would have said ""Seize the means of reproduction."""