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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Jeffrey Dahmer eat vegetables? He didn't like getting rid of all the wheelchairs"
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"A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender shakes his head and says, ""No, we only have plain."""
"I'm thinking about going on a day trip but I just don't know where to get the LSD"
"I find it disappointing that the word ""stealth"" doesn't have a silent letter in it."
"Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Loo-ee-ville or Lou-vul? Neither, it's pronounced Frankfort."
"How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn't take it far enough into the woods."
"The first thing I thought when I saw that House Republicans wanted more Congressional Bengazzara hearings... ""This seems a bit much, wasn't *that* bad as Jackie Treehorn"""
"Did you hear about the flag's birthday? It was a Happy one!"
"British Synonyms As we know, the British say ''Bloody hell'' when something goes wrong. A synonym for ''Bloody Hell'' is ''Period''."
"Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas 6 and crayfish 200. You're clearly not that complicated."