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Joke of the Day

"When someone I don't know likes one of my statuses I think, ""Will this be the story we tell our grandkids?"""

"Did you hear about the guy who was caught having sex at Sea World? Apparently he did it on porpoise."

"I was going to post a joke on reddot But then I git high"

"Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The two in the front seat escaped unharmed but the two in the back bed drowned - they couldn't get the tailgate open!"

"If your boyfriend is ever about to break up with you, yell ""what about the baby!"" You'll be in a relationship for at least another 5 minutes"

"When a dog sniffs a fire hydrant They are just checking their pee-mail."

"Dilemma If you had to choose between your wife or a million dollars, which car would you buy first?"

"What's the best way to grease a Ferrari? Run over an Italian."

"For a good party trick, drill a hole in the top of your medicine cabinet and fill it with marbles before you invite people over."

"Oh you have morals? You must be new here."