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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep a group of women from talking? Ask the oldest one to speak first."
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"What do you call a friendly Mancunian midwife? Ultra sound"
"Putting captions in the wrong place You know what I hate the most...?"
"TIL people STILL tell Chuck Norris Jokes! And that when Alexander Bell first invented the phone, he found 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris."
"The rich need it, the homeless has it and if you eat you'll die. Answear: Nothing! The rich don't need anything, the homeless has nothing and if you eat nothing you'll die."
"Did you hear what happened to Lithium? He was arrested for battery charges. Some say he's bi-polar."
"This autographed Bible isn't authentic, unless Je$u$ is actually how he signed his name."
"God making man in his image was the original selfie"
"Just heard a lady in Target scream ""WE DON'T BUY THINGS JUST TO BUY THINGS"" at her kids and now I kinda wish she'd have a talk with me also."
"What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain? MUH SOGGY KEYS!"