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Joke of the Day

"Somebody at work brought donuts this morning and I didn't eat one which is great but I'm still thinking about them"

"So many Irish twins being born these days the numbers just keep Dublin up."

"Doggies just call it style."

"What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common? They've both been in little boys."

"My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for Chirstmas and I got a Rolex. I guess they miss-understood when I said ""I wanna watch""."

"Blind prostitutes. You gotta hand it to 'em."

"What do you call a lesbian with one leg shorter than the other? Gaylene!"

"I can't tell if I'm an alcoholic or a necrophiliac... ... I just love to crack open a cold one every once in a while."

"What do you call a Mexican in Canada? ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!"

"In the news, two nuts walked through Central Park today... One was a salted."