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"""Drop it like its hot"" -Terrible Parenting advice from snoop dog"
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"Did you hear about that actress that stabbed herself? Reese something? No it was with her knife"
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"My ex wife is like the Mona Lisa I mean, she's not that pretty or anything, but I would be damn near ecstatic if I came home and found her hanging in the living room"
"I slept so good last night.. It was like I was on a date with Bill Cosby."
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"What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food."
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"Why didn't the polite coder get hired? The job required SASS"