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Joke of the Day

"Why don't blind people skydive more often? It scares the shit outta their dog! - - - - **Now how do the blind people know they're about to hit the ground ?** The leash gets slack."

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"My cookies fell in the toilet... [NSFW] My cookies fell in the toilet. Picked them up like a boss. Proceeded to eat them. They tasted like shit."
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"'I'm sorry' and ""My bad"" mean the same thing ... except at a funeral."
"Hey guys, trust me on this one, tweets aren't nearly as funny when they're being read aloud in a courtroom."
"*seinfeld voice* What's the dill with pickles?"
"My wife walked out on me after I blew our life savings on a penis extension. She said she just couldn't take it any longer."