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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up? A Klondike Bar"

"What do a Boston Marathon runner and Hitler have in common? Neither can finish a race."

"Sheep A Welshman was asked how many sexual conquests he had. He began counting them................and fell asleep."

"Don't forget how much dust you're inhaling all the time everywhere."

"I need plastic surgery to fix whatever it is about my face that gives people the impression I want to hear about their relationship problems"

"Did you know that Lombard street in San fransisco is the second most crooked street in the United States? The most crooked street in the United States is Wall Street!"

"I want to break up. It isn't you. It's a me...mario!"

"My friend is agoraphobic... ..it pairs nicely with his obsessive nudism."

"I'm going to a notable restaurant tonight. I'm excited, but I don't know where I'll put my plate."

"My friend would be alive today... if we knew the difference between antidote and anecdote. >""Am I going to live?"" >""I don't know."" >""Read faster!"""