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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up? A Klondike Bar"

"I went to the cinema, and the prices were: Adults $5.00, children $2.50. So I said, ""Give me two boys and a girl."""

"What's the quickest way to get to the airport? Terminal Velocity. [:D](http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true)"

"I wanted to share this great joke I heard about a farmer fixing his fence... ...but it's a re-post."

"Why did Hitler break up with his girlfriend? She was a nein out of ten"

"Mitt Romney's Presidency."

"Can I use cash to pay for a new electric car? No, you have to charge it."

"I really want to get into BDSM I just need someone to show me the ropes"

"If twitter users are sued, lawyers will have to analyse over 4 giggs of data. Imogen that..."

"Women are like snorkels... They can go down, but occasionally need to come up for air."