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Joke of the Day

"Why do stormtroopers make good drivers? They won't ever hit anything."

"what was Stevie Wonders first words when he got his eyesight back? Who the hells been dressing me all these years?"

"You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you."

"Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949."

"What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed? Keep it up!"

"you are doing that too much. try again in 2 minutes Guess I shared to many Redditt posts too soon Or ""that's what she said"" he he"

"I tried to donate blood to the Red Cross the other day... ...but they wouldn't accept it in a 5 gallon bucket. They also said it had to be mine."

"What is 1000 laughs called? A gigglehert"

"Doctor: Any cancer in the family? Me: My mom is a Sagittarius, but I'll have to check on everyone else. Doc: ..."

"Get ready for a corny joke! ***What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?*** Life is a maze."