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Joke of the Day
"Why did the physicist at the Hadron Collider get thrown in jail? Because he was a mass murderer"
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"What do call an old man that asks questions? Pop Quiz"
"I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch."
"What instrument did Bill Clinton play? That whore Monica."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, as long as there's a bed inside."
"What does mosquito say when its parents die? shhhhhh.....it !!"
"Did you know if you put your ear up to a strangers leg, you can actually hear them say; ""What the fcuk are you doing?"""
"[dean tries handing me a diploma as I walk across the stage] I have a boyfriend"
"What were the people on the laugh track laughing at, and couldn't we watch that instead?"
"Bartender asks a returning guest... You come in everyday for the past 10 years paying for the same drink with 4 quarters. Why? The guest responds with, ""I don't like change!"""