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Joke of the Day
"I changed my phone ringtone to the doorbell sound bc I don't answer that either."
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"What popular board game do dyslexics hate? Scramble"
"I found a website with guaranteed real virgins [NSFW] www.reddit.com"
"[Job Interview] ""It says here under skills, that you can eat rice?"" *Eats rice with chop sticks* ""Holy shit! When can you start?!"""
"I hate it when gross couples tell you they're trying for a baby and you have to picture them fucking for a second."
"How do you know your letter is gay? It came in the mail."
"HOW DO I CONVINCE EVERYONE THAT I'M NOT UPSET SOMEONE STOLE MY CAPS LOCK KEY?"
"I asked my mom why she forced me to go to to singing lessons as a kid She said singing is a skill I need to a choir."
"I showed an old lady my balls when I was at church today... It was a sacrilegious thing to do."
"She can't leave if you're wearing all of her clothes."