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Joke of the Day

"I went to the gym and did a negative pullup today. It was a letdown."

"Why did the M&M 's go to college? Because they wanted to be smarties."

"Al Gore should start a band and call it Algoreithms."

"What's the difference between an orange and a baby? You don't fuck an orange after you peel its skin. Credits go to my friend for telling me."

"New virus Did you hear about the problems with the new Facebook game ""Kitchen Ville""? A virus has been hitting it hard, but it only deletes the cook ware. It is an E-Pan-Demic."

"What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs? Drool"

"What did the the black boy get for Christmas? Your Bike..."

"Life without women would be a pain in the ass!"

"What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with? Derpentine."

"Do you have oxygen and potassium? Because you seem OK. I'm not sorry"