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Joke of the Day

"If it weren't for marriage, women would have to spend most of their adult lives arguing with complete strangers."

"A restaurant patron complained about the limited dessert selection, and an Irish man turned his head to respond. What was the complaint? **Flan AGAIN?!**"

"My dog kept me awake all night. Dreadful diarrhoea. Don't think I cooked him properly."

"Why are there no men's studies classes? World history already exists"

"I told my wife I lost 10 lbs in one hour ""No way. That's impossible!"" she said. ""Trust me,"" I said, ""I have no idea where our baby is."""

"If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring."

"Why did the brothel only employ ugly prostitutes? To increase *gross interest*!"

"What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees? Unioncorns."

"What kind of car do ghosts drive? BOOgatti!"

"Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job."