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Joke of the Day
"What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? Nothing. They never met."
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"What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin? Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins."
"Patron: Waiter why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies."
"How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight? ""It was dynamite!"""
"I saw that they were opening a new beauty store in Boston. I think it was called ""Boston balmer"""
"What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."
"Teacher: ""Where would you find an elephant ?"" Pupil:""You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"""
"Why are toblerones triangular prisms To fit in the box"
"What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? ...the wheelchair"
"New twist on an old joke (long) Don't know if this is the right place for this but I think fellow joke-lovers will think it's amazing. http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/11/18/guy-walks-into-a-bar"