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Joke of the Day
"I would say go with the bigger penis But I really want Trump to win"
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"We're gonna break the Twitter on Mother's Day with Your Mom jokes, aren't we?"
"What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone? It was counter-inuitive."
"My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world. I told him to stop seeing things in black and white."
"Crazy ex's are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog"
"Whats the difference between Aladdin lamp and women make up - nothing if you rub both you will find a freak"
"How does a blonde turn on the light after making love? Opens the car door."
"Me: I just need some time alone, please. *closes door* - Ma'am, if you're not trying on clothes, we'll need you to leave the dressing room."
"How do you spot two bffs in prison They finish each other's sentences"
"Why did the late man stand on the clock? He wanted to be on time."