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Joke of the Day
"I would say go with the bigger penis But I really want Trump to win"
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"How did Jared lose 40lbs? He dumped his girlfriend."
"Somebody stole my mood ring... I don't know how I feel about it."
"Any fountain can be a Fountain of Youth if filled with champagne and you've had 5 glasses."
"TIL that there is an animal with an asshole on its back A Police Horse"
"Racism Test- What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot of course."
"If you put a picture of yourself in a locket You could say you are Independent."
"A pillow warmer is a stupid idea... Use your head!"
"Two cannibals are eating a clown... The one cannibal turns to the other and asks, ""does this taste funny to you?"""
"i'll have a burg please [waiter looks confused] a burg. a meat frisbee. a seared bovine disc. a hamburger sandwich. a bunned beefling my man"