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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work."
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"Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist? He had an apartment complex."
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"What do you get when you cut up an avagadro? Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty?"
"Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship? Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou"