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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work."
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"Maybe we laugh when others get hurt because it helps us cope with mortality but probably we're just dicks."
"Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !"
"In Canada, she's Kilometery Cyrus."
"""I wanted to lose 10 lbs. this year.... only 13 lbs. to go!"""
"If your band's name is a plural & it doesn't have a ""the"" in front of it, I will fucking put one there."
"Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn? To spruce things up a bit."
"I hope all the friends I've made in the bathroom at 1am are still SO pretty and everything worked out with that boy they were drunk texting"
"What's the difference between hard and light? I can go to sleep with a light on."
"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the same side"