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Joke of the Day

"How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change."

"When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?) you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say? My little joke"

"A vegan, an atheist, and a crossfitter walk into a bar... They've all heard this joke before."

"Question on my Visa Application ""have you ever been convicted of a crime ?"" followed by ""explain why""... so I put ""no"" and ""good lawyer."

"""""Dammit I'm Mad"" is spelled the same way backwards. Think about it."""

"I want to make a special present for my dad's birthday. How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha? He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together"

"What do you call an old Mexican woman? A bean bag."

"Contrary to popular belief, Plumbers are not good lovers They are emotionally draining..."

"Jewish kid asks his Grandpa for money Grandson: Hey Grandpa, can I have 30 dollars? Jewish Grandpa: 20 dollars?? What do you need 10 dollars for?!"

"What did the bullfighter shout just as a bull gored his guts out? Ole shit!"