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Joke of the Day

"Jewish kid asks his Grandpa for money Grandson: Hey Grandpa, can I have 30 dollars? Jewish Grandpa: 20 dollars?? What do you need 10 dollars for?!"

"What type of fossil fuel likes to tell dick jokes? Crude Oil"

"What's long, hard, and has cum in it? ... a cuCUMber."

"What do you call Japanese people that fly planes? Pirates."

"Doctor Nervous by Three year old When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor's office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, ""Do I have to drink it?"""

"How gays decide who will be on the top? With a swordfight."

"What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman You can unscrew a lightbulb"

"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was *two tired*."

"Why wasn't Sarah Jessica Parker cast in ""Seabiscuit""? I don't think she auditioned for the movie, or was even considered for it. And she was busy with ""Sex and the City"" anyway."

"What do you call a Jewish wookie? Jewie get it? Chewie? from star wars?"