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Joke of the Day

"[breaking up yet another fight] Me: Why do you always fight with your sisters? 6-year-old: Because I always win."

"Duct Tape Turning ""No no no"" into ""mmm mmm mmm"""

"Haaha What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off."

"I kissed a girl in the club and she said, ""Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray."" ""You non-smokers have some funny habits,"" I replied."

"After reviewing my life, God may very well issue another 5 to 10 commandments. Sorry, guys."

"How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !"

"What game console do Latinos use most? XBOX JUAN"

"What do rich people and bad flossers have in common? Deep pockets."

"A young lady who had just been dumped by her boyfriend seemed unusually cheerful. Someone asked her why, and she replied that, sooner or later, time wounds all heels."

"An alpaca made me an offer I couldn't refuse. I guess it was an Alpac'ino."