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Joke of the Day
"What's Donald Trump's favorite drug? Cuckaine"
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"Obi-wan: It's over Anakin! I have the high ground! Anakin:*Force pushes him out of the way* Obi-wan: Damn that completely obvious solution"
"Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding? He heard the reception was going to be terrible..."
"How are Polish Girls like Hockey Players? They both change pads after 3 periods"
"Dammit I hate when the bus breaks down and I am far and away the most delicious looking passenger."
"I wish I was a girl So I can use my menstruation cycle as my calendar."
"What do feminist hate more than men? Sex Offenders"
"Donald Trump has all the materials he needs to build that wall When he was elected millions of Democrats shit a brick"
"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now"
"A zendetta is when you launch a blood feud against a killer who murdered your entire family, but remain pretty chill about the whole thing."