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Joke of the Day
"What kind of comedian becomes more famous if they bomb than if they don't? An Islamic one."
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"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands."
"Let go.. New perspective.. If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, . . . . nobody wanted them."
"A cell phone with a low battery is nothing more than a damn-cell in distress"
"What do you call nuts on the wall??? (NSFW language) ...wallnuts! What do you call nuts on your chest??? ...chestnuts! What do you call nuts on your chin??? ...a mouth full of c0ck!!!"
"Why is the government encouraging more American made vibrators? They want to increase their gross domestic products."
"Me: Heeeeyyyyyy Judy, good morning! *scratches Judy's back, wiping off my Cheeto fingers* Judy: Hi!!! How are y..... Me: *walks away*"
"I went to the noodle shop yesterday... and ordered a bowl of noodles. The waitress brought it out, but tripped and spilled the noodles and hot broth all over my right arm. It felt pretty raw, man."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven is a registered six offender."
"I hate killing bugs so instead I spend hours trying to get it in a cup so I can toss it outside after accidentally taking off 3 of its legs."