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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma is so fat She's dead."
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"I just join reddit and suddenly discover that my name is on the front page! Final Final Edit: Titty sprinkles"
"nothing sucks more than someone ignoring your texts i mean maybe like getting stabbed to death but that's not much worse"
"It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other's shadow."
"putting a sweater on your dog?? lol what's next, another harmless thing that only bothers me because i'm lonely"
"I bet when something really awesome happens to a dung beetle they say ""Oh, shit!"""
"What did Iron Man say when War Machine asked to come with him to the future? Rhodes? Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes."
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year!"
"Ah Toronto, the only city where the leaves fall in autumn... ...and the Leafs fall in the spring"
"What do 9 out of 10 people always agree on? Gang rape What do those 9 disagree about? The order"