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Joke of the Day
"I try to fill the void in my life with food... But it always goes to shit."
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"An apple a day keeps my fruit-picking business trapped in bankruptcy."
"Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store? They would steal all the boos."
"what do you think of the number 4? you mean like on a scale of 1 to 10? stolen from: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/31g6qc/i_am_a_don_hertzfeldt_filmmaker_ama/cq1dzn8"
"Cigarettes are like hamsters Harmless, until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire."
"The Seven Dwarfs The seven dwarfs were all in a hot tub. They were all feeling happy, then Happy got out."
"I like to walk through the mall and hand out bags of Cheetos to all the kids I see wearing white clothes"
"What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have? Virgin Mobile"
"A German went to the store to pick up some eggs. But all the eggs at the store were rotten. I guess you could say it was a bad yolk."
"4: Where did I come from? Me: Mommy's belly. 4: How'd I get there? Me: I, uh...put you there? 4: How did you... Me: WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?!"