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Joke of the Day

"I try to fill the void in my life with food... But it always goes to shit."

"Do you know why God created atheists? Haha. Good one."

"What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France? If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture."

"Why did the feminist burn down the field of canola? She said she was defending herself against rape."

"Are you today's date? Because you're 10/10."

"My iPod can hold over 3,000 songs, or one voicemail from my mom.."

"A shark can sense a drop of blood from 3 miles away, and a mom can sense you're not getting enough to eat from 10,000."

"What did the fish say when it bumped its head? Dam."

"I just got a papercut... we'll just see if I recycle this week... stupid cunt tree."

"Black people Ash Wednesday doesn't have anything to do with. your dry cracked skin."