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Joke of the Day
"I just thought of this masterpiece... No. No, I didn't because nobody here is ever original."
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"Its funny how guys always say they would give their left nut to do something awesome. Why is the right nut so much cooler than the left nut?"
"How to stop pedophilia worldwide? Kill all the children."
"LPT: Be thorough with everything you do and you'll struggle not to succeed!"
"Every time someone comments on my wrinkly clothes I just tell them that I have an iron deficiency. Yep. I do that."
"Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? Attire."
"Everyone has a best friend who's mom they've wanted to fuck I like to think of my older brother as my best friend"
"What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind? That people exaggerate."
"What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common? They both run in your jeans (genes)"
"*makes 58008 on an abacus and turns it upside down* dammit"