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Joke of the Day

"What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind? That people exaggerate."

"Keep your friends' cake and your enemies' cake."

"Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !"

"Too bad Anne Frank never saw Home Alone. Could have been a serious game changer in my opinion."

"What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot... You fucking racist"

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb Just juan"

"What shampoo do dragons prefer? Head & Smolders"

"Which sex position produces the most ugly babies? Ask yo momma. Sorry"

"If I died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore."

"A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new. ""An old flame? I asked. He winked and said ""More like an unlit match."""