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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity."
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"What does Wayne Gretzky's wife call him? ""Wayne"""
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"I don't think my black friends on Facebook have the same keyboard as me."
"What are some good fruit jokes? My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes."
"Knock Knock Come in."
"[Genie] Last wish idiot, impress me. [Me] I want Morgan Freeman to narrate my eulogy [drops dead] [Morgan Freeman] He was an idiot."
"How much power does it take to move a tank? A horse"