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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the Welland bus terminal and a Lobster with breast implants? One is a busty crustacean, and the other is a crusty bus station."

"Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow? Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long."

"I couldn't decide whether or not to buy this new king sized mattress I'm going to sleep on it."

"My local newspaper ran a pun writing contest I entered my ten best puns hoping one would win, sadly no pun in ten did"

"40% of women in the world are battered... And I've been eating mine plain this whole time."

"Apparently, if a bear attacks, you are supposed to play dead. You know, that sounds an awful lot like something a bear would say..."

"I like my women like I like my whiskey... Aged 12 years."

"Q: Where do pigs park their cars? A: In porking lots."

"What's the most oldest joke in the world? The human race."

"What do you call an unimportant pachyderm? It's irrelephant."