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Joke of the Day
"Q: Where do pigs park their cars? A: In porking lots."
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"Our doctor's office painted their examination rooms the color 'Bran Muffin'. They hope to keep our attendance more regular."
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? ""Juan"""
"My wife asked me today if I would ever cheat on her. I replied, ""Who else would I cheat on?"""
"What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on."
"Having hearing problems? Turn down the volume on your porn. Problem solved!"
"Did you know? If you laid out all of your veins and arteries... ...you would die."
"What was Hitler's greatest accomplishment? He killed Hitler"
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld? Only Juan..."
"Molestation Such a touchy subject"