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Joke of the Day
"Q: Where do pigs park their cars? A: In porking lots."
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"You know when your girlfriend is horny when you put your hand down her pants and... it feels like you are feeding a horse."
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? Depends how hard you throw them."
"What would you order... From a menstruating ice cream scooper in Ireland? Sunday, Bloody Sunday."
"Bartender says,""We don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into the bar."
"What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals? Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof."
"At funerals instead of crying, I tie the dead person's shoe laces together. It's not stupid. What if he comes back as a zombie?"
"Just to confuse the cops, let's steal the sign pole and leave the street sign."
"I was suddenly awoken with a blowjob this morning. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open."
"What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween? Pump Kin"