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Joke of the Day

"My neverending quest in life is to evenutally find the stupid lid to this damn Tupperware bowl."

"My sexuality is like classic literature. There's not really any action, and most people are just confused by it."

"Doctor: I have some bad news. You HAVE to stop masturbating. Man: OMG Doc, WHY? Doctor: I'm trying to examine you."

"Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him..."

"Life; It's all about finding the next good time."

"If Jennifer Lawrence was a poet, what would her name be? Maya Ingenue"

"What is the difference between a black guy and a bench (offensive) A bench can support a family."

"What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement? Not enough cement"

"What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ? Weight for it..."

"Friends are like steaks If you grill them for long enough, they become rare"