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Joke of the Day

"My neverending quest in life is to evenutally find the stupid lid to this damn Tupperware bowl."

"I wrote a song about tortilla's Well. It's more of a wrap."

"Amish Hooker What's an Amish Hooker do? Ten Mennonite! (Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.) edit: I accidentally a "")"", but I'm getting a kick out of the weird comments. :-)"

"Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker? He wrote ""1 + 0 = 0"" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out..."

"My girlfriend told me to go out and bring back something that made her look sexy. I came home drunk."

"On the other hand, you have different fingers."

"I told Jim he is upside-down His nose runs and his feet smell."

"I treat my wife the same way I treat a bottle of ketchup... I always take the top off, flip it upside down, and hit it has hard as I can."

"What do sick composers drink? Tchai *cough* Tea"

"If Michael Vick was a Pokemon trainer.... ..he would be a gym leader"