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Joke of the Day
"I love long romantic walks... ...to the fridge."
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"I was going to make my friend some spaghetti... But sadly he pasta whey!"
"I just started a new band called Prevention Everyone says we're better than The Cure"
"If I see someone is too drunk I take their keys. Not for safety, they're probably blacked out and just won't remember I stole their car."
"What is the difference between boogers and Brussels sprouts? Little kids will eat boogers."
"Why did the Hispanic become a mathematician? It takes Juan to know one."
"Why do Avon Ladies walk funny? Their lipstick."
"What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline"
"What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!"
"Two altar boys are hoping to work in a church. They are walking down the aisle in the church when the priest sees them. He walks up to them and says, ""Gee, I've never come across your faces before."""