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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between boogers and Brussels sprouts? Little kids will eat boogers."
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"What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey? attaturk."
"Did you hear about the fly stuck on the toilet bowl? He got pissed off."
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"How many minutes equal one orgasm ? One eight year old."
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"you know your boobs are too damn big if the dog is stepping on them."
"The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense."
"I've got a 3D printer But it only prints pieces of paper."