206021

Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between boogers and Brussels sprouts? Little kids will eat boogers."

"What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one? A pedo-file."

"What's a great way to say I love you to your wife? I have a heart-on for you. Credit where credit is due: -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott"

"Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Neither did she."

"I wonder if both Wright Brothers were behind their inventions, or it was just one & their mother yelling ""Wilbur, you include your brother!"""

"How many Police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"What do you call tiny batman? Lil Wayne"

"Car's favorite dance? Brake Dance"

"*Blows air in girls face like Nintendo cartridge* ""Ok, NOW will you go out with me?"""

"After failing miserably at a standup routine I told my girlfriend I was going to try physical comedy. She said... ""You can't pull your pants down in public."""