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Joke of the Day
"Life is a lot like sex... It's way too short and rarely lives up to the expectation."
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"I don't mean to brag about my patience, but I just waited 5 whole seconds before passing a student driver and flicking them off."
"You know, Latino jokes are pretty much the same as Black jokes. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jammal"
"My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker... ...so I told her to roll them tighter."
"I recently bought one of those Dutch ovens, but everything I cook ends up tasting like farts."
"They told me not to Blink or I'd miss it... ...But I _______ and I missed it."
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says... ""Why the long face?"" The horse says, ""My wife was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."" The bartender says, ""Holy shit! A talking horse!"""
"Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom? The Mediterranean Sea."
"Difference between a 14 year old girl and a Volvo? I don't have a Volvo BOUND AND GAGGED IN MY BASEMENT"
"My favorite part of deleting your history... ...is when you can still go to the previous page."