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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Yes"
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"I took my prostate exam the other day and... So just last week I went for my first prostate exam. It was really difficult and I couldn't answer most of the questions"
"You know what the most infuriating thing ever is? [removed]"
"My nose won't stop running. But, to be fair, it's the only part of my body that's still in shape."
"Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump."
"Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River? They're two Maine streams."
"""Mounting debt"" sounds way sexier than it is."
"What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? His korea is over!"
"What do you get your girlfriend for Valentines Day? A box of chocolate, flowers and a dildo. So if she doesn't like the chocolate and flowers she can go fuck herself."
"The most important thing about telling a joke is timing"