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Joke of the Day
"Never been to the blindfold shooting range? You don't know what you're missing."
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"My girlfriend always cheats when we play board games, like last night, we were all playing Monopoly and she was next door fucking the neighbour."
"What did the dominatrix say to Dwayne Johnson before they got started? I'm about to be peoples elbow deep in the rocks bottom."
"*Queen bee in hive* ""You, go pollinate flowers"" ""You, go make some honey"" ""You, go buzz around some humans and ruin their picnic lol"""
"What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers? Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes."
"What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !"
"""Nazis!"" - the History Channel"
"What do they eat on the set of a chick flick? Romcomnoms"
"I've finally collected enough rats asses to give to everyone on my list."
"I heard Apple is trying to develop a new car. But they're having trouble installing windows."