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Joke of the Day
"How do you change root beer in to a beer? Put it in a square cup"
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"Hey dudes with super big muscles, that's not necessary."
"Why are terrorists so mean? Because they don't like Nice people."
"Women hate it when you call them ma'am or sleep with their friends."
"Isn't it annoying when someone sits next to you in an empty cinema? I didn't think so but that's what my new best friend is telling security"
"What starts with ""f"" and ends with ""uck"" Fire truck!"
"Grandma, stop asking people what they're supposed to be for Halloween-this is Walmart."
"why don't lions like clowns? they taste funny"
"Parties: for those times you're just dying to clean up twice in twelve hours."
"If you want someone to like you never text first. If they text you then don't text back. Never, ever talk. It's the only way to make it work"