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Joke of the Day
"why don't lions like clowns? they taste funny"
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"Why didn't Hitler drink? Because it made him mean"
"When Granpa revealed an exit wound scar from WWII it gave me strength to show him the owie owie bruise I suffered closing a faulty pizza box"
"Isn't it amazing that your wallet is always so close to your ass...but somehow never smells bad?"
"Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old."
"What black & White and cool as f**k? A fridge with a leather jacket on."
"sometimes I wonder if Einstein's friends were ever able to say ""nice work, Einstein"" without sounding sarcastic"
"What is Hitler's favorite type of car? A fuhrari"
"I found a rating for the Sun online. It was only a star."
"What's the difference between Barack Obama and Cecil the lion? Ones an African lion, the other's a lyin' African."