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Joke of the Day

"I feel like I might kill someone today, and I'm starving. So clearly the best solution is to just eat someone."

"Keep your friends' cake and your enemies' cake."

"Eunuchs have been historically given influence or wealth as part of their compensation package."

"Don't make me take off my belt because then my pants would fall down and my body looks like an egg on toothpicks."

"I took my dog to the vet The vet picked up the dog and examined him and said ""I'm sorry, I've got to put him down"". ""Why, what's wrong with him?"" ""He's too heavy"""

"Why did the blind woman fall down the well? Because she couldn't see that well."

"Did you hear the story about the frog? It was ribbeting."

"What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? ...The holocaust"

"I really like the Manhattan Project It's the bomb."

"I almost got caught stealing a board game today... but it was a Risk I was willing to take."