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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months"
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"TIL that Paradise, Nevada was completely paved over at one point. To put up a parking lot"
"What did the samurai do...? Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku."
"Is your phone in your back pocket? Because that ass is calling me!"
"recruiter: u should join the army octopus: buddy I'm army enough as it is"
"I was going to participate in a competition to see how many times I could throw a rock on the water... But I skipped it."
"GUY (whose car died): can u help me? I need a jump ME (pulling a trampoline out of my trunk): im always prepared for emergencies like this"
"So a horse comes into a bar.. Wait... or was it a man. OK. so this horse comes into a man."
"I accidentally swallowed some thread a few days ago, and passed it out today. I shit you knot."
"Why doesn't Kim Jong Un ever defecate? Because he's too legit to shit."