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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months"

"What do you call a colored man ? A Hueman"

"I went for a job as a stunt double, I stubbed my toe on my way out the door. As soon as I stopped crying, I went to the interview. Bravery."

"There's only two types of people in the world; people who think they can categorize everything, and people who are not morons."

"Pal: On your date, go to a French restaurant. And remember! Girls love a wine connoisseur. Later... Me: we'll both have the wine connoisseur"

"Sorry I rubbed your belly for good luck, wealth and prosperity."

"Whats 1+0? Babies"

"My boss told me, ""you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"" I replied, ""I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"""

"How to: Wake up a black guy Guy next to him and say ""I got KFC"""

"redneck joke How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw"