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Joke of the Day
"What do you call money you pay prostitutes? Headquarters"
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"I smoke pot because I have a very serious problem. I have this medical condition where I don't realize how good poptarts taste. Source: Sarah Silverman"
"The guy who invented paper died last week That's tearable!"
"Whats the difference between fridge and a 14 year old boy? The Fridge dosen't cry when you put the meat in"
"What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing? The penguin who pushed him"
"Dang girl, I want to treat you like my big toe... ...and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house. (sorry if its been submitted before)"
"Baby snake (OC) What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom? A momma's boa."
"How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dustpan."
"Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? A. Finding half a worm."
"LPT: If your dentist has no painkillers, ask him for Helium. It will be hilarious when you scream."