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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between fridge and a 14 year old boy? The Fridge dosen't cry when you put the meat in"

"when I talk about computers I make my motherboard"

"What do you call a grumpy girl's desk? A periodic table."

"The best thing about telepathy is...I know, right?"

"Apparently if someone has a seizure in the bathtub, its in bad taste to throw your laundry in .. yep. Going to hell right here."

"The year is 2075. A student asks how World War 3 began. The teacher responds with ""Well, James Franco and Seth Rogen made a movie..."""

"How do you catch a slutty bee? With a hornet."

"What would you call Benedict Cumberbatch if he was dating a giraffe? The Neck-Romancer"

"I heard they found water on Mars... I bet California is pretty jealous."

"My wife was having an affair... I was devastated. But, by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam and we're stoning her in the morning."