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Joke of the Day

"How do you end world hunger? Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary."

"What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery? Force of habit."

"What color were Hitler's walls? Jewish Red"

"If you rub two sticks together fast enough, you'll eventually start a widespread panic on the subway."

"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing"

"It's been a great year, it fact, it was so great... I remember like it was yesterday."

"Hey girl, is your PH 14? Because you're really fucking basic."

"If u wear headphones Upside down...... will the sound be upside down too? HA!"

"What does the old Nazi call his favorite reclining chair? Mein Kampfy chair."

"Why was the stadium so cool? it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time"