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Joke of the Day

"What is Winrar's Favorite pickup line? I can Unzip it for you."

"What do you call a flea on the moon? A lunartick."

"My mom's favorite Easter joke: Why does the Easter bunny hide Easter eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's fucking a chicken."

"Good Friday. No. Stop, I said no. NO. BAD FRIDAY. BAD."

"My cat just walked by me carrying a toy mouse I don't remember buying her. Women be shoppin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the crap out of their dogs!"

"It's my mate's birthday today. He doesn't drink, smoke, gamble or cheat on his missus. We've got no idea how to celebrate it."

"Why your mother had you Your mother did not get an abortion when she found out she was pregnant with you because she wanted you, but because the abortion cost more then keeping you alive."

"Needing to ""loose"" some weight this year isn't your biggest problem, my friend."

"The fact that people use the wrong ""your,"" ""there,"" ""it's"" and ""its"" yet spell ""Bieber"" correctly just kills me."