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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the crap out of their dogs!"
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"Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage."
"I bet ""jerk chicken"" is that chicken that cuts others off when the other chickens are trying to cross the road."
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was."
"The Unemployed Engineer"
"How is Debbie Reynolds like my penis? They both had a stroke when they saw Carrie Fishers body."
"Hope Rod Stewart knows that Maggie May stopped listening to the song when he sang, ""The morning sun in your face really shows your age."""
"What do you call a White Crocodile? A Crocasian"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korean missiles don't go that far."
"I have complicated opinions on the death penalty. I think it's wrong but I also think that owners of cash-only establishments should get it."