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Joke of the Day
"Good Friday. No. Stop, I said no. NO. BAD FRIDAY. BAD."
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"A set of jumper cables walks into a bar The waiter looks at him and says "" I'll serve you, but don't start anything."""
"My girlfriend bet me a blow job that I couldn't go the whole day without making a period joke. I said, ""You're on."""
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"If Robbie Rotten's ""We are number one"" is a meme.. Does that make one a musical number?"
"Unlike your magazine, an actual watchtower would help me spot Jehovah's Witnesses before they knock on my door."