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Joke of the Day

"I just axed this dude what kind of body spray he was wearing."

"5+5=6 -5+6=-12 10+10=200 no joke"

"What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote? **""There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart.""**"

"2 Penises rob a bank 2 Penises are busy robbing a bank. All of a sudden a vibrator bursts through the doors. The one penis says to the other: ""Oh fuck! It's RoboCop!'"

"3 blonds were driving to Disney World... The sign said; Disney World Left, so they started crying, turned around, and drove home."

"Eight bytes walk into a bar... Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""Can I get you anything?"" ""Yeah,"" reply the bytes. ""Make us a double."""

"i'd like to move to the fifth most populated city in france i've heard it's nice."

"Barber: And how old are you little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well I certainly didn't come in for a shave!"

"Women hate it when you call them ma'am or sleep with their friends."

"My kids in public are direct payback for every time I shriek'd PLEASE DON'T HIT ME AGAIN at my mom in the middle of a crowded mall as a kid."