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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player? A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury."

"You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you."

"What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say? Where is my tractor?"

"Opening a new restaurant, focusing on gourmet noodles and spaghetti. We're also going to offer free delivery. We're calling it Send Noods"

"What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant? ***SPOILERS*** Popeyes!"

"My boss decided to give me some more responsibility... From now on, I'm responsible for everything that goes wrong..."

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? None they all screw in sleeping bags."

"#MarriedPeopleIssues You hang up.. No, you hang up... You hang up.... Noooo, you hang up. They're your clothes. I'm not your maid."

"Taking candy from an American baby is, like, really hard."

"If someone says ""I will do anything for you"" lean in really close and say ""There's a body in my basement and I can't eat it all by myself."""